Matthew Perry. 💔
— Michael Schwartz (@BoatAshore) October 29, 2023
Thank you for helping others. pic.twitter.com/VoJVhsf4tr
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) October 29, 2023
But what would men talk about before a Baptism?
— Tim Wilson (@uk_timwilson) October 30, 2023
Baptist blokes gather round the water like it's a BBQ.
The trampoline now arriving at Platform 4…. Our friends at @NetworkRailSE have just had to remove this from the track at Hastings. If you've a trampoline in your garden, please make sure it's secure – it's going to be very windy out there. pic.twitter.com/cTSTOJwn3h
— Southeastern (@Se_Railway) November 2, 2023
It may only be the 1st of November but the Christmas Tree at St Pancras must be a contender for this year's best! #christmastree pic.twitter.com/Jj7NQVgsR4
— Nigel J.Hetherington (@Pastpreservers) November 1, 2023
After it's claimed Boris Johnson asked government scientists whether you could kill Covid by sticking a 'special hair-dryer' up your nose, there's speculation as to what he does when he's constipated… pic.twitter.com/bXl2WQJe6w
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) November 2, 2023
If you honestly think Marks and Spencer deliberately used the colours of the Palestinian flag in a Christmas ad they filmed back in August then you need to seek help
— Andy Oakes (@andyoakes) November 2, 2023
i tell you: i have been laughing at this in a way that has caused me pain pic.twitter.com/9COOtUFXR7
— Per-Ewa-ral Vision (@EwaSR) November 3, 2023
Official account leaving out the *minor* detail that the game was postponed because the team bus went to Bournemouth and not Brighton https://t.co/7zIXR4qKcW
— Jim Burke (@Barcajim3) November 4, 2023
ineke.co.uk 
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